i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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