We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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