New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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