No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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