hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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