Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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