Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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