she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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