Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to make a zoo with you.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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