just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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