i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
