She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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