your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
