i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
did you just send me my own nude
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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