It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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