Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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