OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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