Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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