in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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