yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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