last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just forgot I was standing up.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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