Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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