Dual....:-)
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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