batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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