That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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