at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
After last night, I could never be a politician.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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