That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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