It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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