I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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