toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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