I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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