mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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