How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Screwed.edu
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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