No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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