Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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