I understand Curling. That high.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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