this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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