We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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