My nipple is on Facebook.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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