I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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