If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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