I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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