Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
