the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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