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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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