WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just pee around me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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