Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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