the day after is always just damage control
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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