Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We left an ass print on the piano.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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