is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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