I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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