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Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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